In a stunning attempt to prove to the country that he’s with the times (if the time was 2004 … in which he would still be dinosaur old), Republican presidential hopeful John McCain announced a surprising, yet irrelevant, endorsement :

Just look at McCain’s crooked, eerily satisfied smile on his face.

John McCain - Shit-eater

Team Obama has some serious catching up to do.  To think, while focusing on the working-class white and the greater Hispanic community, they so carelessly missed the Puerto Rican-reggaeton-rappers niche, a crucial battle ground demographic.  I hear that Tego Calderon is still looking to endorse a candidate.

[Via Gawker]