The answer to the ever-present issue of male greed comes in the form of a simple question:
Q:What do men with power want?
Followed by a simple answer:
A:More power.
However, the more perplexing of questions still left unanswered is that of FHM’s Sexiest Woman of 2008 Megan Fox:
Q:What the fuck is her malfunction?!
I’ve come up with several explanations that hopefully will shed some light:
A: 1) Hot chicks are never satisfied with the attention they receive
2) Wittiness is a skill few possess, but breasts certainly help
3) She has come to the realization that she is doing the poor woman’s version of K-Fed:
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January 15, 2009 at 10:52 pm
messiahoflibel
Brian Austin Green’s name doesn’t even belong in the same sentence as that of the great Kevin Federline.
Hang on, I’m going to scan the Norm comments before giving my thoughts on Ms. Fox’s performance.
January 15, 2009 at 10:56 pm
messiahoflibel
Got it!
Anti-humor is a sophisticated concept. Your average American has no chance of grasping it.
January 15, 2009 at 11:33 pm
eleanor
I disagree with your definition of anti-humor.
May 14, 2009 at 5:04 pm
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