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Wet T-shirt competitions are SOOOO 2007.
July 16, 2008. ATHENS (Reuters) – Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday.
Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident, which took place at Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece, police said.
The women, who came to the popular resort on holiday, had been paid to take part in the competition, which was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet, police said.
The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior.
In recent years, Laganas has established itself as one of Greece’s most popular destinations for twenty-something holidaymakers and is known for its wild party scene.
Around 15 million people — a fifth of them British — visit the eastern Mediterranean country each year, drawn by its soaring summer temperatures, azure waters and sandy beaches freaky hoes.
So, as you know your boy John McCain attempted to steal some of the spotlight off Obama’s big night by offering an “uplifting speech” of his own. His audience was about the size of a small kindergarten classroom vs. Obama’s stadium filled supporters.
The lime green backdrop, coupled with his poor teleprompter skills (is reading THAT hard??) resulted in a trainwreck so bad, the folks at Fox Faux News found it difficult to support. Peep the video, courtesy of the good folks at Talking Points Memo:
From the good folks at Okayplayer.
7:00 in the mornin and a bang on my cell wakes me
im stretchin and yawnin, wishin death on the whole juuury
then a voice says ‘good mornin, darlin’ from the bottom bunk
i sit up on my cot and im lookin round like ‘what the fuck?’
now i got this dumb look on my face like, ‘what did i dooo?
is my butt sore? we didnt.. god tell me this aint truuue’
had too much homemade wiine
ooh what was on my mind?
just lost my child porn case
then these dudes was in my face
sayin ‘kells, here you go just have a little moooore;
you’re stressed plus it taste just like the stuff u get out the store’
then, i put my hands in frunna me,
said ‘no i dont want none’
they looked at me like i was crazy
and said ‘come on, let’s have some fun!
u gon be here a long time.’
i said ‘please dont touch me theere’
he said ‘IS THAT WHAT THAT GIRL SAID WHEN U GOT NEKKID AND PEED EVERYWHERE?!’
i said, ’ssh! shh! quiet.. i didn’t pee on no babies!’
i said, ‘racism abounds, they tryna take a black man dooooown!
they doin me just like they did michael!’
then i think, that’s a baad example
shit.. think.. shit.. think… shit, i shouldnta said michael.
now im in this jail cell tryna figure ooout
just how to keep this man’s peeenis out my moooouth
he gets closer and says ’sit down.’
i say ‘no, im good, thank you’
takes another step with a smile on his face and says ‘nigga, iiii didn’t ASK you’
i take a big step back and say, ‘look man you gotta believe me;
im innocent, and one day soon my lawyers are gooonna free me’
he says ‘we saw the tape, and we all know that that was you;
you a child molester! do you know what’s finna happen to yooou?’
you not gonna believe it, but things get deeper as the story goes on
next thing you know there’s three more dudes; im like, ‘oh nooo’
i try my best to quickly make them get rid of their haaaate
but by the way they looked i could tell it was too late
i say ‘hey, how bout an autograph from you to me?!’
and he’s like ‘u cant write, nigga, we know that you can’t reeeead!’
then he lunges at meeee
im bangin on the bars
i says ‘dude, i didnt do nothin!’
and he says, ‘bitch, say no moooore!’
he says ‘we bout to do you like you did
that little girl on the tape!’
i say ‘what are you talkin bout?
that wasnt me on that tape!!’
‘that WAS you on that taape!’
im gettin real nervous
‘no, not ME on that tape! that’s my cousin pervis!’
‘we all saw the taaape
and that’s you on that taaaape,
you nasty muhfuuuucker!’
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