Hi to all, for those whom are new to the world of roundholesquarepeg.net. Welcome!

If you’re reading this, you’re probably young and hip or some other shit that drives bastards like me crazy. Or maybe you’re a nerdy bunghole with time to kill between the next big video game and the latest celebrity sex vid. You really need to get out more often.

I’m Kid Hasselhoff, The Kid for short. No really I am. Sadly, I have no actual blood ties to everyone’s favorite Knight Rider, David Hasselhoff. Although, if we were related, the bat shit craziness that is my life would make a helluva lot of more sense and thus could be explained by things like this ….

This…

And for God sakes this…

“The Hoff” & The Kid do have one thing in common; we are quite the ladies men especially with the German Frauleins. The average looking ones are just fine by me, I’m not talking about some Heidi Klum high-class, high-quality shit! That’s way outta The Hoff’s league. I simply don’t have the time to write this blog and pleasure German Supermodels on daily basis. Multi-tasking is not my forte.

That is the question. This is a collaborative effort of several underground, indie-rock, lame writers, trying to crack the public spectrum with their angry tirades and long-winded, go-no-where rants.

We stink. And boy do we know it.

Still, all we can offer you is amusing writing, and entertaining commentary. We’ll show you things that make us laugh, while ridicule the shit out of things that piss us off. It’s the nature of the beast.

Please enjoy with care.