Fox Anchor Cuts Her Own Show’s Head Off, Grows Back an Even Blonder One

In the most recent form of smear bullshittery, Faux Fox News’ anchor E.D. (E, standing for Edith, and D, standing for dickhead) implied Barack and Michelle Obama’s celebratory pound before his nomination speech as a “terrorist fist jab”. The America’s Pulse host opened her show with this question, adding that the move made by the Democratic Presidential nominee has “everyone seems to interpret differently. Of course, by “everyone” she means the voices inside her own head :

Interestingly enough, this isn’t the first case in which oral defecation has aired on national television:

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The Huffington Post reported yesterday that Hill has since been fired, although it hasn’t been clearly linked to the statements she made earlier this week.

She has also issued an pseudo-backwards-ass apology, stating “not my intention” this, “didn’t mean to associate” that, blah blah, whatever she’s fired. Done.

In her place Fox plans to bring on Laura Ingraham, who of course is a neo-conservative host, and of course would be a rather attractive women, if it weren’t for the fact that she has no soul.

Check out the lovely Laura in a tift with Hardball’s Chris Matthews, and see how, like many other Republican women, exude nothing but class and charm.

And also, a penis.

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