(Sub)[urban]ism -vs- (PC)ism -vs- Gabe(ism): Douche-bag




Smith: I heard Johnson just bought a pre-owned Lexus.

Boss: Yes, I saw him park his car this morning. My 16 year-old has the same model except his is brand-new.

Smith: <in a snotty voice> Really???

Boss: <short pause> Smith, remind me to cut Johnson’s salary and hours. We’ll need to make an example him. We don’t need anyone else to trying to shake up the status quo.

Smith: Yes, sir. < after a long day of stroking his ego, Smith fully commits to giving his boss fellatio>.


Nick Hogan doesn’t deserve to be in jail. His comatose “friend” should have been smart enough to wear his seat belt. I guess that will be one hard pill to shallow In his case, more like grinding it into a powder and injecting “the hard pill” into a feeding tube.


About kidhasselhoff

In the english language, (neither american nor british) I'm what's refered to as a jerkoff. I'm old enough to screw your mom (and yes i have literally screwed a few moms in my day). I'm the guy who picks his nose and wipes the booger on someone else. Like i said i'm a jerkoff. GET OVER IT! View all posts by kidhasselhoff

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