For those of you who don’t know, Spore is a computer game designed by Will Wright (of Sims fame) coming out this fall. The basis of the game is that you create a creature and then take that creature through evolutionary phases. You start off as a single cell organism, evolve into a land walking creature, socialize with other similar creatures (aka doing the “monster mash” if you will), and eventually head out into space for intergalactic domination.
The most intriguing part of the game is its emphasis on user generated content. As the creature creator showcases, the game provides players with a variety of easy to use tools for creating a variety of interesting and unique creatures. With such powerful tools available what does the internet decide to do? Why create flying penises, walking vaginas, and sodomizing monsters of course! Internet, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Check out some of the coolest and most vulgar creations after the break.