Ryanair : Cheap fare and blow jobs

As a former European traveler during my study abroad semester, I’m appalled that Ryanair, one of the top airline companys that offer dirt cheap fares to many countries out of England, has decided to re-invent their already flawless system. The brilliance of the company is in their practice: no-frills. The phrase comes straight from CEO Michael O’Leary’s, who has operated the airline as a virtual air-taxi service.

Imagine, for the $17.75 round trip ticket you would purchase from New Brunswick, NJ to New York City, you could spend 10 euros (or roughly $20) on a plane ticket to Dublin, Ireland.

Sweet? Indeed.

Now, as an added incentive, the Consumerist posted a press conference clip, where O’Leary announcing an additional benefit for those interested in an upgrade: blow jobs.

However, when asked how female passengers were going to be accomodated, O’Leary kindly directed them to, quote, “those tossas over at easyJet” and to quietly “wank off”.  Which, I am told, is some form of British muscle relaxation therapy.

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