At the risk of being accused of trying to rub it in that the New York Mets were eliminated from playoff contention on the final day of the season, at home, by the Florida Marlins, for the second year in a row, I’d just like to point out that Mr. Met is already well prepared for the next few weeks, at least until they demolish Shea.
And with “team leaders” like Jose Reyes, who could blame him? (Sorry, had to get at least one dig in there. What a disaster.)
While he may spend a fair amount of his time working on his golf game, Mr. Met will also available for bar mitzvahs, corporate events and, oh yes, weddings during the offseason. Here’s just a small preview of what you’ll be getting into should you book what is for my money one of the top five mascots in sports for your next gathering:
Certain other requests may or may not be honored: