America outcry for the return of the double doodie duty burger that had disappeared from McDonald’s Dollar Menu last summer has finally been answered. Pictures of the new “McDouble” have been spotted on drunk munchie menu, featuring two beef patties and one slice of cheese.
This new development really displays the true vigor of the American fast-food consumer.
Cheeseburger: piss-off with that one-patty sissie shit.
Triple-cheeseburger: woah, woah, woah chubby-chasers. I’ve got a figure that needs caring for here.