List Of Things Eddy Curry Is Unwilling To Put In His Mouth Shrinks Yet Again

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In a troubling revelation that surely has nothing to do with his falling out of favor with the New York Knicks, it was reported in the tabloids yesterday that Eddy Curry has been slapped with a sexual harassment suit. By a dude.

The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky “in the nude,” allegedly telling him, “Look at me, Dave, look” and “Come and touch it, Dave.”

Curry also made Kuchinsky perform “humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [Curry had ejaculated into] so that his wife would not see them,” the Manhattan federal court suit says.

Because simply identifying one’s self as Eddy Curry’s chauffeur is not embarrassment enough.

Kuchinsky, who is straight and Jewish,

Just so we’re clear…

also alleges racial discrimination, saying that Curry hurled slurs at him including “f—ing Jew,” “cracker,” “white slave,” “white devil” and “grandmaster of the KKK.”

“Grand Master of the KKK” cracked me up way more than it should have. Has anyone ever recorded an album under the name “Grand Master Klan?” I think it’s long overdue. If anyone reading this wants it, you can have it. It’s my gift to you, a $9.95 value, absolutely free. Use it wisely.

And in a disturbing episode reminiscent of some of the evidence in the manslaughter case against former Nets star Jayson Williams, Kuchinsky further claims in his suit that Curry pointed a “fully loaded” gun at him on at least two separate occasions to keep him from complaining about his treatment.

“Look, I have one in the chamber,” Curry allegedly said.

Indeed.

When reached for comment, Curry appeared sluggish and disinterested.

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