The answer to the ever-present issue of male greed comes in the form of a simple question:
Q:What do men with power want?
Followed by a simple answer:
However, the more perplexing of questions still left unanswered is that of FHM’s Sexiest Woman of 2008 Megan Fox:
Q:What the fuck is her malfunction?!
I’ve come up with several explanations that hopefully will shed some light:
A: 1) Hot chicks are never satisfied with the attention they receive
2) Wittiness is a skill few possess, but breasts certainly help
3) She has come to the realization that she is doing the poor woman’s version of K-Fed: