Megan “I’m a Man” Fox at Golden Globes: Number of Gay-Turned Men Spikes in Record Numbers

The answer to the ever-present issue of male greed comes in the form of a simple question:

Q:What do men with power want?

Followed by a simple answer:

A:More power.

However, the more perplexing of questions still left unanswered is that of FHM’s Sexiest Woman of 2008 Megan Fox:

Q:What the fuck is her malfunction?!

I’ve come up with several explanations that hopefully will shed some light:

A: 1) Hot chicks are never satisfied with the attention they receive
2) Wittiness is a skill few possess, but breasts certainly help
3) She has come to the realization that she is doing the poor woman’s version of K-Fed:

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