It Seems To Paris Hilton That She’s Lived Her Life Like A Candle In The Wind

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…except for the whole sex tape thing.

The Sun has an article up reviewing Paris Hilton’s latest bit of nonfiction cinema, “Paris, Not France”, which apparently ran at the Cannes Film Festival over the weekend.

Seemingly, what the British press took away from this moving account was Paris’s statement that, if not for the whole fucking on tape thing, she could’ve been the next Princess Diana.

In the article, the Brits used their subtle ways to express derision.

The heirhead socialite makes the claims in a new documentary on her life, which debuted at the Toronto International Film Festival last September and was shown in Cannes at the weekend.

Hilton’s bad behaviour includes her infamous sex tape with RICK SOLOMON, other leaked saucy videos and pictures, a charge for Driving Under the Influence (DUI) and a short spell behind bars.

Talking about that sex vid, she says: “When I heard about it I thought: ‘Yeah right. It’s going to be a look-a-like. It’s going to be a joke.’

No doubt featuring the Wayans Brothers.

“But a couple of hours later it was all over online and then I saw it.

“It’s the most intimate thing you can do and the whole f***ing world is watching it and laughing at you.

To be fair, there’s comedy, and then there’s the “fuck your phone!” sequence from the video. It’s really hard to contain yourself at that point.

But maybe I’m making your point for you.

“That’s not what I wanted when I was a little girl. It’s not what I planned.”

No?

I always looked up to people like Princess Diana and now I can never be like that.”

Especially when you make a dumb mistake like driving drunk.

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