Transformers eye candy Megan Fox, who months ago slayed me with the best performance of her career on the red carpet at the Golden Globes when she declared herself “a man”, is at it again. This time she’s bisexual, a positively unique admission that sets her apart from every other 22-year-old female on, for example, college campuses across the country.
But while the headline reads “Megan Fox: I am bisexual”, it is her list of demands, so to speak, that is the real story here.
We’ll get to that, but first let’s get a little bit of our Freud on:
The answer to the ever-present issue of male greed comes in the form of a simple question:
Q:What do men with power want?
Followed by a simple answer:
However, the more perplexing of questions still left unanswered is that of FHM’s Sexiest Woman of 2008 Megan Fox:
Q:What the fuck is her malfunction?!
I’ve come up with several explanations that hopefully will shed some light:
A: 1) Hot chicks are never satisfied with the attention they receive
2) Wittiness is a skill few possess, but breasts certainly help
3) She has come to the realization that she is doing the poor woman’s version of K-Fed: